MIlan--oh

Well, first of all these are the best dressed people in the world. Second of all this church is HUGE. This cathedral is called DUOMO. I climbed to the top and found myself looking at this sexy town full of hot italians walking through the town square. Then I realized I was wearing a dirty sweatshirt, flip flops from Target and a top that I spilled gelato on. I hurried and climbed down into the church and found the confession booth right away. I had to ask for forgiveness for my horrible taste of clothing while I was in the most impressive high fashion district in the world. While I was in confession I figured I'd spill the beans and hopefully be forgiven for all my sins up to that point. I needed a clean slate for the rest of the trip. The priest made me say 4 hail mary's and then he gave me a coupon to Gucci.