ON FITNESS??? really??

Okay just a reminder---this was BEFORE I went to Italy and ate gelado, had red wine and enough bread to turn this magazine cover into naming it OFF fitness. I am also in Atlanta where the average meal consists of something fried with a side of grits. So I now use this cover as an inspiration of where I can get to. Problem is I got that 'in shape' from a bad bad break-up. So I either need to find another broke, unemployed insecure musician to have an awful relationship with and then have an even worse break-up so I can get back to that shape,.. or......just lay off the fried grits.