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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

A-O-ell


Well, like it or not I am commited to AOL and am afraid to leave. I have had the same AOL e-mail for as long as there has been e-mail. I am so commited to AOL I agreed to do an AOL commercial (coming soon to a cable station near you.) It's all about AOL highspeed now. With all the safety and security functions you could ever need. It's AMAZING. The most revolutionary thing since sliced bread. Who invented sliced bread anyway? Was it that big a deal that bread was sliced? And why hasn't ANYONE invented HIGHSPEED sliced bread?

Anyway, I have treated my relationship to AOL like most the relationships in my life. I'm just too lazy to leave. And now that I am the spokeslady for them, I am glad I didn't. People will be like"wow-is it really that great?" And I can say--"Why do you think I have been with them for so long???"

3 Comments:

At 4:15 AM, Blogger TET (David) said...

Highspeed sliced bread...I think you're definitely onto something there. "We'll get our bread into you faster than any other brand!" ;)

Have AOL found some new adjectives for you to describe their service?

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger JCR said...

And AOL's service will get even better (*cough-cough*) with their new "email tax", which will charge mail-senders a quarter of a cent every time they want to send guaranteed email (mostly spam) to their customers.

Careful what you say here about AOL, tho', Rach - you don't want to end up getting dooced.

--jj

 
At 12:24 AM, Anonymous rachel Reenstra said...

wow dooced....I love it!! A new word. hey I never said I didnt like AOL .....did I??AOL is simply amazing.

 

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